Tuesday, October 30, 2007

New Stephen Colbert Poll!

The poll, taken on October 24 with a sample of 1000 adults nationwide, asked: "If Stephen Colbert ran for President, would you definitely vote for him, definitely vote against him, or would it depend upon who he’s running against?

The results:

Definitely vote for 6%
Definitely vote against 32%
Depends on opponent 41%
Not sure 21%

1 comment:

theproprietor said...

Stephen Colbert's numbers are sure to go down after this news spreads:

Only days after announcing his intention to run for president of the United States, Stephen Colbert seems to be in hot water. According to staffers working inside the fledgling campaign who spoke with Bob McCarty Writes™ on condition of anonymity, the host of Comedy Central's The Colbert Report is being investigated by Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Colbert is alleged to have secretly hired hundreds of illegal immigrants from Mexico to make so-called "get out the vote" phone calls to likely voters in South Carolina -- the only state where he plans to campaign as both a Democrat and Republican candidate. In exchange for working up to 20 hours a day in the sweatshop-like conditions of a suburban Charleston call center, sources said the White House wannabe is paying his "south of the border" staffers with bags of Doritos® Brand Tortilla Chips, the corporate sponsor of his presidential campaign effort.

Attempts to reach Colbert or a representative of his campaign through a post on his web site's message board have, to this point, been unsuccessful.