What is the stephen colbert platform?
Elect me...please allow me to get on the ballot.
...It can be done. You can actually run as Republican and Democrat at same time in South Carolina. You can also marry a 13 year old girl in South Carolina.
Have you given any thought to the possibility you might actually win?
I will crush them...I will crush Giuliani beneath my iron heel.
How does the road then to the White House play out for Stephen Colbert?
It doesn't, it ends in South Carolina. (laughter)
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Sunday, October 21, 2007